The phone rang. Caller id was spelling "Lucifer".
God picked up.
"What the fuck are you doing?!"
The master of darkness was fuming.
"We just got swamped with three billion damned souls. Th (...)

Persephone staggered into the room, trying to hang onto anything nearby in an attempt not to roll over, her hair an absolute mess, her left tittie showing.
She stopped to look around.
"What the (...)

Stars, planets, and galaxies, literally everywhere.
"Fuck."
God had just woken up with the worst hangover in the history of the universe, and couldn't believe his own eyes.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. (...)